Texasboy

volcainist:

sorry:

my day after being forced to get out of bed early:

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heartofthacards:

its only been what..4 weeks since school started and im already like

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unclefather:

ruinedchildhood:

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

go spider

"But you already bought a ticket and there is no turning back now" Oct, 8 on FX: American Horror Story Freak Show.

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS